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    • "I knew he had a wooden personality but this is ridiculous!"

    • He would.

  • At least he's not turning into a puppet! That would just be crazy!

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    • I always wondered how it feels to be turned into a puppet and how Flash would recognize the feeling..

  • TODAY'S PUN: The type of fabric she'd use to make the new drapes was        (?)      .

    • ANSWER: Immaterial

  • Saga's saga updated by Vaughan and Staples

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  • The end of the penny coin is being signed into law. The Nickel (5 cent coin) will be more numerous. Currently, the coin has a nickel covering over a copper center. Instead of a copper center, it will have a (less tasty*) zinc center. Rounding prices up or down to the nearest five cents is also officially legal. Pennies already in circulation are still valid.

    *I couldn’t resist it. Less expensive.

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    If we’re saving money, the next thing should be to not continue chickening out about replacing the paper dollar with the dollar coin**. Canada has replaced its paper dollar and the UK has replaced the paper pound with the pound coin. Both happened several years ago.

    **The Sacagawea coin, not the Trump coin.

  • TODAY'S PUN: Owning a dictionary without any pages is          (?)        .

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