Brett Favre Unretires

For some reason, this story makes me think of this, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:


"CUSTOMER: Here's one.
CART-MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART-MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART-MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART-MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favor.
CART-MASTER: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART-MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinson's. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?
CART-MASTER: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone you know. Look, isn't there something
you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy... I feel happy."

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Pats over Ravens

Niners over Giants

Niners over Giants (Go Niners!)

Pats over Ravens

Give me a rematch of the Super bowl from a few years back.

Giants take the 49ers

Pats over the Ravens.

So I guess we get Giants/Pats part 2: Belichick's Revenge!

 

The Giants seem to be great this time of year and espically on the road. However, I don't think the Patriots are going to let them do what they did a few years ago. I expect the Pats to score early and often.

 

I pick the Patriots to win the Super bowl.

Go Pats!

Man, nailed both games!

Give me the Giants to win it all. I've got to ride the hot team. Although it's pretty subjective as to who the hot team is.



The Baron said:

Yeah...I love watching the NFL, but never watch the Pro Bowl.

{crickets}

After the second week of playoffs I made the prediction that it would be the 49ers and the Ravens in the big game. Sadly I never posted that idea here so there's no proof of me making that prediction. It's the first and only time I made a correct prediction on the superbowl. I don't believe in making the prediction at the start of the season, these things never turn out the way you expect in a 16 game season. Plus some teams/players are different in the regular season than they are in the playoffs.

 

I'll be rooting for the 49ers however I have a feeling that the football gods are on the Ravens' side this year. Should be a good game though.

I can never cheer for the 49ers after The Catch. I do like Kaepernick though, he is just great. I don't care either way for the Ravens though, so I guess I am rooting for them simply be default.

One local sportscaster was predicted this match up way back on Labor Day weekend, and he, amusingly, let everyone know about it as often as he could during one broadcast.

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