The Baron's Rules To Live By

1)Thou shalt mock thy buddies mercilessly. 2)Thou shalt take it like a man when they mock thee in return. 3)Thou shalt be unfailingly polite to thy buddies' wives. 4)Thou shalt not go trying any preversions in there...if there's anyone watching. 5)Thou shalt bring thine Uncle Baron another beer. 6)THOU SHALT TURN THY CELLULAR TELEPHONE OFF WHILST THOU ART IN THE LIBRARY, THOU MISERABLE (EXPLETIVE DELETED! SERIOUSLY! 7)Thou shalt not eat the burgers they serve down to the cafeteria no matter how hungry thou art, lest ye end up having to get up at three o'clock in the morning. 8)Thou shalt have a salad once in awhile, tubby. 9)Thou shalt not be hating on the Repo Man, that was a pretty amusing character. 10)Thou shalt not whine like a five year-old once thou art more than five years old.

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