The Mindset List for 2022

[ClarkKent_DC]

Once again, friends, it's time for the latest guidance from Beloit College.

Actually, it's a few months overdue; the list came out in August. (Please forgive me for being late posting this, again.)

Also, it's now the Marist College Mindset List.

See the 2021 list here, the 2020 list here, and the 2019 list here.

The drill is the same as it is each year:

Since 1998, the annual Mindset List has circulated internationally as a way of reminding professors everywhere that they aren’t just teaching courses, they’re also teaching students. The list has generated several books, prompted international discussions and lists and scores of speaking appearances around the country.

“All good things must come to a conclusion,” notes the Mindset List’s creator Ron Nief, Public affairs director emeritus at Beloit College. This will be the last year that the Mindset List will be associated with Beloit College, but it will continue in the future at themindsetlist.com or at a new institutional home. 

Without further ado, here is The Mindset List for 2022. 

THE 2018 MINDSET LIST FOR THE CLASS OF 2022

Among the iconic figures never alive in their lifetime are Victor Borge, Charles Schulz, and the original Obi-Wan Kenobi Alec Guinness.

Among their classmates could be Madonna’s son Rocco, Will Smith’s daughter Willow, or David Bowie and Iman’s daughter Alexandria.

1. They are the first class born in the new millennium, escaping the dreaded label of “Millennial,” though their new designation—iGen, GenZ, etc. — has not yet been agreed upon by them.
2. Outer space has never been without human habitation.
3. They have always been able to refer to Wikipedia.
4. They have grown up afraid that a shooting could happen at their school, too.
5. People loudly conversing with themselves in public are no longer thought to be talking to imaginary friends.
6. Calcutta has always been Kolkata.
7. Afghanistan has always been the frustrating quagmire that keeps on giving.
8. Investigative specials examining the O.J. Simpson case have been on TV annually since their birth.
9. Same-sex couples have always found marital bliss in the Netherlands.
10. When filling out forms, they are not surprised to find more than two gender categories to choose from.
11. Presidential candidates winning the popular vote and then losing the election are not unusual.
12. Parents have always been watching Big Brother, and vice versa.
13. Someone has always skied non-stop down Mount Everest.
14. They’ve grown up with stories about where their grandparents were on 11/22/63 and where their parents were on 9/11.
15. Erin Brockovich has always offered a role model.
16. The words veritas and horizon have always been joined together to form Verizon.
17. They will never fly TWA, Swissair, or Sabena airlines.
18. The Tower of Pisa has always had a prop to keep it leaning.
19. There has never been an Enron.
20. The Prius has always been on the road in the U.S.
21. UK retail sales have always been organized in metrics, except for beer, still sold by the imperial pint.
22. They never used a spit bowl in a dentist’s office.
23. They have never seen a cross-town World Series.
24. There has always been a Survivor.
25. “You’ve got mail” would sound as ancient to them as “number, please” would have sounded to their parents.
26. Mifepristone or RU-486, commonly called the “abortion pill,” has always been available in the U.S.
27. A visit to a bank has been a rare event.
28. Unable to come up with a new tune, Russians have always used the old Soviet national anthem.
29. They have never had to deal with “chads,” be they dimpled, hanging, or pregnant.
30. “Bipartisan” is soooo last century.
31. Horton has always heard a Who on stage in Seussical the musical.
32. Robert Downey Jr. has always been the sober Iron Man.
33. Exotic animals have always been providing emotional support to passengers on planes.
34. Starbucks has always served venti Caffè Lattes in Beijing’s Forbidden City.
35. Lightbulbs have always been shatterproof.
36. Xlerators have always been drying hands in 15 seconds with a roar.
37. I Love You has always been a computer virus.
38. Thumbprints have always provided log in security—and are harder to lose—than a password.
39. Robots have always been able to walk on two legs and climb stairs.
40. None having served there, American Presidents have always visited Vietnam as Commander-in-Chief.
41. There have always been space tourists willing to pay the price.
42. Mass market books have always been available exclusively as Ebooks.
43. Oprah has always been a magazine.
44. Berets have always been standard attire for U.S. military uniforms.
45. The folks may have used a Zipcar to get them to the delivery room on time.
46. Bonefish Grill has always been serving sustainable seafood.
47. As toddlers, they could be fined for feeding pigeons in Trafalgar Square in London.
48. Google Doodles have never recognized major religious holidays.
49. Chernobyl has never produced any power in their lifetimes.
50. Donny and Marie who?
51. They never tasted Pepsi Twist in the U.S.
52. Denmark and Sweden have always been just a ten-minute drive apart via the Oresund Bridge.
53. There have always been more than a billion people in India.
54. Thanks to the Taliban, the colossal Buddhas of Bamiyan have never stood in Central Afghanistan.
55. Films have always been distributed on the Internet.
56. Environmental disasters such as the BP Deepwater Horizon, and the coal sludge spill in Martin City, Ky., have always exceeded the Exxon Valdez oil spill.
57. The detachable computer mouse is almost extinct.
58. The Mir space station has always been at the bottom of the South Pacific.
59. King Friday the 13th and Lady Elaine Fairchild have always dwelled in the Neighborhood, but only in re-runs.
60. Israeli troops have never occupied Southern Lebanon.

[Captain Comics]

"Israeli troops have never occupied Southern Lebanon."

And they have never NOT occupied Syria's Golan Heights, where they have been since 1981.

[Jeff of Earth-J]

"Actually, it's a few months overdue; the list came out in August."

Meaning the 2023 list will be out next month...?

[ClarkKent_DC]

Jeff of Earth-J said:

"Actually, it's a few months overdue; the list came out in August."

Meaning the 2023 list will be out next month...?

Yes. I'll try to remember to post it on time this time. 

[ClarkKent_DC]

The Mindset List for 2022:

23. They have never seen a cross-town World Series.

Sportswriters always salivate over the idea of a cross-town World Series, but I never got why anybody who doesn't live in those cities -- New York, Los Angeles, Chicago -- should be excited at the prospect.

[Captain Comics]

Agreed. I remember when the Giants played the A's in the "Bay Bridge Series" and my first thought was "Who cares?" I immediately amnended that to "Who cares that lives east of Las Vegas," but the idea was the same.

ClarkKent_DC said:

The Mindset List for 2022:

23. They have never seen a cross-town World Series.

Sportswriters always salivate over the idea of a cross-town World Series, but I never got why anybody who doesn't live in those cities -- New York, Los Angeles, Chicago -- should be excited at the prospect.