Whoever drank my last Mountain Dew is gonna be sorry...
My fortune cookie had no fortune, what could that mean?
"Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough." -Groucho Marx
Check out the Secret Headquarters (my store) website! It's a pretty lame website, but I did it myself, so tough noogies
Listen to WOXY.com, it's the future of rock-n-roll!
Scary, isn't it...?
Doctor Hmmm? said:Clowny's in da house!