"But how many 112 year olds are taking long walks, going on ocean cruises unsupervised, and carry the cash to buy expensive things they just happen to come across? After running across two or three of them you'd be wondering where they were…"
"There was a Carl Barks story where Scrooge (or was it Donald) ends up with Confederate money. Saying it's worthless, he gives it to the nephews to use as pay money. An old Southern colonel happens to turn up and buys it from them because…"