Happy Birthday!
From the old site:
Hooray for Captain Comics!
(My apologies to The Marx Brothers)
Dagwan: There's something that I'd like to state
That he's too modest to relate.
The Captain is a moral man.
Sometimes he finds it trying.
Cap: This fact I'll emphasize with stress:
I never take a drink unless...
Somebody's buying.
Legionnaires: The Captain is a very moral man.
Silver Age Fogey: If he hears anything obscene,
He'll naturally repel it.
Cap: I hate a dirty joke I do,
Unless it's told by someone who...
Knows how to tell it.
Legionnaires: The Captain is a very moral man.
Hooray for Captain Comics,
The Comics Cave Warden.
Cap: Did someone call Hal Jordan?
Legionnaires: Hooray hooray hooray!
Cap: [Wacky Dance]
Rich Lane: He went into the Cave,
With the Legionnaires and their "but.."s.
Cap: If I stay here I'll go nuts.
Legionnaires: Hooray hooray hooray!
Cap: [Wacky Dance]
Legionnaires: He put forth all his skills
to give us all some thrills.
(And to help pay his bills)
Cap: Hey hey!
Video Vixen: He is the only newsman
Who covers every comics' acre.
Cap: I think I'll try and make her.
Legionnaires: Hooray hooray hooray!
Cap: [Extended Wacky Dance]
Legionnaires: He put forth all his skills
to give us all some thrills.
(And to help pay his bills)
Cap: Hey hey!
Legionnaires: Hooray for Captain Comics,
The Comics Cave explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Cap (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -
Legionnaires (interrupting): Hooray for Captain Comics,
The Sequential Art explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray hooray hooray!
Cap (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -
Legionnaires (interrupting again): Hooray for Captain Comics,
The Funny-book explorer.
He brought his name undying fame,
And that is why we say:
Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!
Cap (spoken): My friends, I am highly gratified at this
magnificent display of effusion. And I want you to know -
Cap(interrupting himself, singing): Hooray for Captain Comics,
the comic Book Inquirer.
(spoken): Well, somebody's gotta do it.
Hooray hooray hooray!
"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it." -Groucho Marx
Check out the Secret Headquarters (my store) website! It's a pretty lame website, but I did it myself, so tough noogies
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