OK, I'll be handling this one a little differently than some of the other TV series I've re-watched. I don't own every episode of this, and what I do own isn't in broadcast order, so I'll be watching them as I find them, and updating this initial post as to where they sit in the show's history.
Season One
Show 101: "The Crawling Eye" (11/18/1989)
Show 102: "The Robot vs. The Aztec Mummy" (11/25/1989)
Show 103: "The Mad Monster" (12/2/1989)
Show 104: "Women of the Prehistoric Planet" (2/20/1990)
Show 105: "The Corpse Vanishes" (12/9/1989)
Show 106: "The Crawling Hand" (12/16/1989)
Show 107: "Robot Monster" (12/23/1989)
Show 108: "The Slime People" (12/30/1989)
Show 109: "Project Moonbase" (1/6/1990)
Show 110: "Robot Holocaust" (1/13/1990)
Show 111: "Moon Zero Two" (1/20/1990)
Show 112: "Untamed Youth" (1/27/1990)
Show 113: "The Black Scorpion" (2/3/1990)
Season Two
Show 201: "Rocketship X-M" (9/22/1990)
Show 202: "The Sidehackers" (9/29/1990)
Show 203: "Jungle Goddess" (10/6/1990)
Show 204: "Catalina Caper" (10/13/1990)
Show 205: "Rocket Attack U.S.A." (10/27/1990)
Show 206: "Ring of Terror" (11/3/1990)
Show 207: "Wild Rebels" (11/17/1990)
Show 208: "The Lost Continent" (11/24/1990)
Show 209: The Hellcats" (12/8/1990)
Show 210: "King Dinosaur" (12/22/1990)
Show 211: "First Spaceship On Venus" (12/29/1990)
Show 212: "Godzilla vs. Megalon" (1/19/1991)
Show 213: "Godzilla vs. The Sea Monster" (2/2/1991)
Season Three
Show 301: "Cave Dwellers" (6/1/1991)
Show 303: "Pod People" (6/15/1991)
Show 304: "Gamera vs. Barugon" (6/22/1991)
Show 305: "Stranded in Space" (6/29/1991)
Show 306: "Time of the Apes" (7/13/1991)
Show 307: "Daddy-O" (7/20/1991)
Show 308: "Gamera vs. Gaos" (7/27/1991)
Show 309: "The Amazing Colossal Man" (8/3/1991)
Show 310: "Fugitive Alien" (8/17/1991)
Show 311: "It Conquered The World" (8/24/1991)
Show 312: "Gamera vs. Guiron" (9/7/1991)
Show 313: "Earth vs. the Spider" (9/14/1991)
Show 314: "Mighty Jack" (9/21/1991)
Show 315: "Teenage Caveman" (11/9/1991)
Show 316: "Gamera vs. Zigra" (10/19/1991)
Show 317: "The Viking Women and the Sea Serpent" (10/26/1991)
Show 318: "Star Force: Fugitive Alien II" (11/16/1991)
Show 319: "War of the Colossal Beast" (11/30/1991)
Show 320: "The Unearthly" (12/14/1991)
Show 321: "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians" (12/21/1991)
Show 322: "Master Ninja I" (1/11/1992)
Show 323: "The Castle of Fu Manchu" (1/18/1992)
Show 324: "Master Ninja II" (1/25/1992)
Season Four
Show 401: "Space Travelers" (6/6/1992)
Show 402: "The Giant Gila Monster" (6/13/1992)
Show 403: "City Limits" (6/20/1992)
Show 404: "Teenagers From Outer Space" (6/27/1992)
Show 405: "Being From Another Planet" (7/4/1992)
Show 406: "Attack of the Giant Leeches" (7/18/1992)
Show 407: "The Killer Shrews" (7/25/1992)
Show 408: "Hercules Unchained" (8/1/1992)
Show 409: "The Indestructible Man" (8/15/1992)
Show 410: "Hercules Against The Moon Men" (8/22/1992)
Show 411: "The Magic Sword" (8/29/1992)
Show 412: "Hercules and the Captive Women" (9/12/1992)
Show 413: "Manhunt in Space" (9/19/1992)
Show 414: "Tormented" (9/26/1992)
Special: "This is MST3K" (11/14/1992)
Show 415: "The Beatniks" (11/25/1992)
Show 416: "Fire Maidens of Outer Space" (11/26/1992)
Show 417: "Crash of the Moons" (11/28/1992)
Show 418: "Attack of the Eye Creatures" (12/5/1992)
Show 419: "The Rebel Set" (12/12/1992)
Show 420: "The Human Duplicators" (12/26/1992)
Show 421: "Monster-A-Go-Go" (1/9/1993)
Show 422: "The Day The Earth Froze" (1/16/1993)
Show 423: "Bride of the Monster" (1/23/1993)
Show 424: "'Manos': The Hands of Fate" (1/30/1993)
Season Five
Show 501: "Warrior of the Lost World" (7/24/1993)
Show 502: "Hercules" (7/17/1993)
Show 503: "Swamp Diamonds" (7/31/1993)
Show 504: "Secret Agent Super Dragon" (8/7/1993)
Show 505: "The Magic Voyage of Sinbad" (8/14/1993)
Show 507: "I Accuse My Parents" (9/4/1993)
Show 508: "Operation Double 007" (9/11/1993)
Show 509: "The Girl in Lover's Lane" (9/18/1993)
Show 510: "The Painted Hills" (9/26/1993)
Show 511: "Gunslinger" (10/9/1993)
Show 512: "Mitchell" (10/23/1993)
Show 513: "The Brain That Wouldn't Die" (10/30/1993)
Show 514: "Teenage Strangler" (11/7/1993)
Show 515: "The Wild, Wild World of Batwoman" (11/13/1993)
Show 516: "Alien from L.A." (11/20/1993)
Show 517: "Beginning of the End" (11/25/1993)
Show 518: "The Atomic Brain" (12/4/1993)
Show 519: "Outlaw" (12/11/1993)
Show 520: "Radar Secret Service" (12/18/1993)
Show 521: "Santa Claus" (12/24/1993)
Show 522: "Teenage Crime Wave" (1/15/1995)
Show 523: "Village of the Giants" (1/22/1994)
Show 524: "12 To The Moon" (2/5/1994)
Season Six
Show 601: "Girls Town" (7/16/1994)
Show 602:"Invasion USA" (7/23/1994)
Show 603: "The Dead Talk Back" (7/30/1994)
Show 604: "Zombie Nightmare" (11/24/1994)
Show 605: "Colossus and the Headhunters" (8/20/1994)
Show 606: "The Creeping Terror" (9/17/1994)
Show 607: "Bloodlust!" (9/3/1994)
Show 608: "Code Name: Diamond Head" (10/1/1994)
Show 609: "The Skydivers" (8/27/1994)
Show 610: "The Violent Years" (10/8/1994)
Show 611: "Last of the Wild Horses" (10/15/1994)
Show 612: "The Starfighters" (10/29/1994)
Show 613: "The Sinister Urge" (11/5/1994)
Show 614: "San Francisco International" (11/19/1994)
Show 615: "Kitten With A Whip" (11/23/1994)
Show 616: "Racket Girls" (11/26/1994)
Show 617: "The Sword and the Dragon" (12/3/1994)
Show 618: "High School Big Shot" (12/10/1994)
Show 619: "Red Zone Cuba" (12/17/1994)
Show 620: "Danger!! Death Ray" (1/7/1995)
Show 621: "The Beast of Yucca Flats" (1/21/1995)
Show 622: "Angel's Revenge" (3/11/1995)
Show 623: "The Amazing Transparent Man" (3/18/1995)
Show 624: "Samson vs. The Vampire Women" (3/25/1995)
Season Seven
Show 701 (and 701T): "Night of the Blood Beast" (11/23/1995) 701T, ...
Show 702: "The Brute Man" (2/10/1996)
Show 703: "Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell" (2/17/1996)
Show 704 "The Incredible Melting Man" (2/24/1996)
Show 705: "Escape 2000" (3/2/1996)
Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie - "This Island Earth" (4/19/1996)
Show 706: "Laserblast" (5/18/1996)
Unproduced CD-ROM: "Assignment: Venezuela"
Miscellany:
"MST Poopie!"
"The MST Scrapbook"
Season Eight
Show 801: "Revenge of the Creature" (2/1/1997)
Show 802: "The Leech Woman" (2/8/1997)
Show 803: "The Mole People" (2/15/1997)
Show 804: "The Deadly Mantis" (2/22/1997)
MST3K - The Home Game: "The Day the World Ended" (2/25/1997)
Show 805: "The Thing That Couldn't Die" (3/1/1997)
Show 806 "The Undead" (3/8/1997)
Show 807: "Terror from the Year 5000" (3/15/1997)
Show 808: "The She-Creature" (4/5/1997)
Show 809: "I was a Teenage Werewolf" (4/19/1997)
Show 810: "The Giant Spider Invasion" (5/21/1997)
Show 811: "Parts - The Clonus Horror" (6/7/1997)
Show 812: "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and ...
Show 813: "Jack Frost" (7/12/1997)
Show 814: "Riding With Death" (7/19/1997)
Show 815: "Agent for H.A.R.M." (8/2/1997)
Special: "The Making of Mystery Science Theater 3000" (8/15/1997)
Show 816: "Prince of Space" (8/16/1997)
Special: "First Annual Mystery Science Theater 3000 Summer Blockbuster Review" (9/2/1997)
Show 817: "The Horror of Party Beach" (9/6/1997)
Show 818: "Devil Doll" (10/4/1997)
Show 819: "Invasion of the Neptune Men" (10/11/1997)
Show 820: "Space Mutiny" (11/8/1997)
Show 821: "Time Chasers" (11/22/1997)
Show 822: "Overdrawn At The Memory Bank" (12/6/1997)
Miscellany: "MST Poopie! II"
Season Nine
Show 901: "The Projected Man" (3/14/1998)
Special: "Mystery Science Theater 3000 Academy of Robots' Choice Awards Preview Special" (3/19/1998)
Show 902: "The Phantom Planet" (3/21/1998)
Show 903: "Puma Man" (4/4/1998)
Show 904: "Werewolf" (4/18/1998)
Show 905: "The Deadly Bees" (5/9/1998)
Show 906: "The Space Children" (6/13/1998)
Show 907: "Hobgoblins" (6/27/1998)
Show 908: "The Touch of Satan" (7/11/1998)
Show 910: "The Final Sacrifice" (7/25/1998)
Show 911: "Devil Fish" (8/15/1998)
Show 912: "The Screaming Skull" (8/29/1998)
Special: "Second Annual Mystery Science Theater 3000 Summer Blockbuster Review" (9/4/1998)
Show 913: "Quest of the Delta Knights" (9/26/1998)
Season Ten
Show 1001: "Soultaker" (4/11/1999)
Show 1002: "Girl in Gold Boots" (4/18/1999)
Show 1003: "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders" (9/12/1999)
Show 1004: "Future War" (4/25/1999)
Show 1005: "The Blood Waters of Dr. Z" (5/2/1999
Show 1006: "Boggy Creek II: And The Legend Continues" (5/9/1999)
Show 1007: "Track of the Moon Beast" (6/13/1999)
Show 1008: "Final Justice" (6/20/1999)
Show 1009: "Hamlet" (6/27/1999)
Show 1010: "It Lives By Night" (7/18/1999)
Show 1011: "Horrors of Spider Island" (7/25/1999)
Show 1012: "Squirm" (8/1/1999)
Show 1013: "Diabolik" (8/8/1999)
Miscellany: "The Last Dance-RAW"
Season Eleven
Show 1101: "Reptilicus" (4/14/2017)
Show 1102: "Cry Wilderness" (4/14/2017)
Show 1103: "The Time Travelers" (4/14/2017)
Show 1104: "Avalanche" (4/14/2017)
Show 1105: "The Beast of Hollow Mountain" (4/14/2017)
Show 1106: "Starcrash" (4/14/2017)
Show 1107: "The Land That Time Forgot" (4/14/2017)
Show 1108: "The Loves of Hercules", first broadcast 4/14/2017
Show 1109: "Yongary", first broadcast 4/14/2017
Show 1110: "Wizards of the Lost Kingdom", first broadcast 4/14/2017
Show 1111: "Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II", first broadcast 4/14/2017
Show 1112: "Carnival Magic", first broadcast 4/14/2017
Show 1113: "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't", first broadcast 4/1...
Show 1114: "At the Earth's Core", first broadcast 4/14/2017
Season Twelve "The Gauntlet"
Show 1201: "Mac and Me" , first broadcast 11/22/2018
Show 1202: "Atlantic Rim", first broadcast 11/22/2018
Show 1203: "Lords of the Deep", first broadcast 11/22/2018
Show 1204: "The Day Time Ended", first broadcast 11/22/2018
Show 1205: "Killer Fish", first broadcast 11/22/2018
Show 1206: "Ator the Fighting Eagle", first broadcast 11/22/2018
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Special: "This is MST3K", first broadcast 11/14/1992
Hosted by Penn Jillette, this is a 30 minute program in which the cast and crew discuss the origins and production of the show, and various fans, including Tom Shales and Neil Patrick Harris, discuss why they like it.
Amusing, if not especially substantive.
Next up; "The Amazing Colossal Man"
DC should do an "Adult Legion" story, just so a character can say, "You're amazing, Colossal Man!"
...Well , thank you ~ Everybody TALKS about a new world in the morning , ya know...
The Baron said:
Emerkeith Davyjack said:...The pop-folk singer Roger Whittaker was a character in this one ???
Not in the movie. The Bots just happened to pick on him for some reason.
Show 309: "The Amazing Colossal Man", first broadcast 8/3/1991
The Film: A Bert I.Gordon effort from 1957. One of of Bert I.'s better films, about a man who survives a nuclear test only to become a giant. this could almost be a prototype for the Hulk, in some ways. Music by the Murray Gold of the 1950's, Albert Glasser.
The Host Segments: Crow and Servo are hiding in their fort and won't come out. The Mads create a plant (Kevin Murphy) that reviews music. Joel and the Bots invent a non-permanent tattoo. Joel tries to teach the Bots how to speak to someone in a bad situation. It doesn't go well. Joel pretends to be Glen Manning, The actual Glen Manning (Mike Nelson) visits the SOL. Joel and the BOts read some letters.
Favorite Line: "How many fish can you name?"
Rating: A fairly good episode.
Show 319: "War of the Colossal Beast", first broadcast 11/30/1991
The Short: "Mr. B Natural" (1957) is probably the most (in)famous of the shorts used on "MST3K". It's an odd little film, in which the spirit of music tries to help a social misfit learn to socialize through music. Personally, I've never understood this business of casting women as "male" characters. I just don't get it.
The Film: From 1958, a serviceable sequel to the previous picture. Not great, but not as bad as all that.
The Host Segments: Joel and the Bots create names for new Mexican foods. Dr F. invents the Breakfast Bazooka. Joel and the Bots invent the Between Meal Mortar. Crow and Servo debate whether Mr. B Natural was male or female. Joel wears a big head. Glenn (Mike) visits the SOL again. Joel and James Unguentine KTLA and makes odd predictions. Joel feeds bread to the Bots. Joel and Glenn read letters. Dr. F shoots thorazine waffles at Frank.
Rating: Another fairly amusing episode.
Show 519: "Outlaw", first broadcast 12/11/1993
The Film: From 1989, two guys are transported to a distant world ruled by wizard-king Jack Palance. Really bad, I assume they blew the whole budget signing Palance.
The Host Segments: Mike roughhouses with Crow and Servo. It doesn't end well. The Mads have invented a time machine. It doesn't end well. Mike, Crow and Servo are Fabio. Gypsy is unimpressed. Mike reviews his acting career with Crow and Servo. It seems he wore a sailor suit in every part he played. Mike, Crow and Servo sing "Toobular Boobular Joy". Later, they read from JackPalance's autobiography. They discuss the number of male groin shots in the movie. In Deep 13, the Mads dance.
Rating: An OK episode.
Show 518: "The Atomic Brain", first broadcast 12/4/1993
The Short: "What About Juvenile Delinquency" (1955) presents the problem of juvenile delinquency, but doesn't really offer any constructive suggestions what to do about it.
The Film: From 1963, this features a rich old woman collecting young women in order to transplant her brain into one of them. not very good.
The Host Segments: The Bots perform "Love Letters". Crow and Servo pose as Forrester and Frank. the Mads try to mock them back, but it doesn't go well. Servo turns himself into a weather satellite. It doesn't end well. Crow and Servo don't "get" Mike's chin puppet. Magic Voice is turned off by the voice-over guy from the movie. Crow does Hank Kimball from "Green Acres" as Richard Kimble from "The Fugitive" In Deep 13, "Doctor Fist" consults with Frank.
Favorite Line: "Oh, jam it, Aunt May!"
Rating: Another OK episode.
Show 602:"Invasion USA", first broadcast 7/23/1994
The Short: "A Date With Your Family" (1950) is narrated by Hugh Beaumont. It stresses the importance of children suppressing their emotions in order to make dinnertime comfortable for their parents.
The Film: From 1952, this features a hypnotist showing a barroom full of people a vision of a Soviet invasion of the USA. cheesy, melodramatic and extremely improbable. The most interesting thing about this picture is that Phyllis Coates and Noel Neill appear briefly in a scene together.
The Host Segments: Mike has built his own robot. It immediately goes on a rampage. Crow chooses a wire mother over a Dr. F doll. Mike and the Bots have a pleasant family dinner. Crow discusses the difference between Phyllis Coates and Noel Neill. The Bomb (Mike Dodge) visits the SOL. Mike and the bots try to cheer him up. Servo is convinced that life is all a dream. He insists that Mike hit him with a clown hammer. It doesn't end well. Frank asks Dr.F who won the World Series.
Favorite Line: "Claude, Vivian, I'm almost convinced this isn't an illusion. I'm gonna go lie down now."
Rating: A fun episode. One of my favorites.
Show 303: "Pod People", first broadcast 6/15/1991
The Film: From 1983, this is a Franco-Spanish movie that feels like a collision of three other films - an ET knock-off, a story about a band and a story about poachers. Odd and confusing, a perfect fit for MST3K.
The Host Segments: Joel and the Bots are having an "arts Chatauqua", whatever that is. Joel invents a new guitar chord. The Mads invent Public Domain Karaoke. Joel and the Bots parody the song from the film. The Mads and a strange woman (Bridget) listen in. It stinks. Joel, Crow and Servo play New Age music. Joel re-enact Trumpy doing stupid things. The Mads are mystified. Joel and the Bots sing "Clown in the Sky". The Mads: "It Stinks!"
Favorite Line: "Trumpy, you can do stupid things!"
Rating: A pretty good episode, actually. One of the more famous ones.
Show 603: "The Dead Talk Back", first broadcast 7/30/1994
The Short: "The Selling Wizard" (1954), from Anheuser-Busch, discusses the importance of proper use of freezer space in supermarkets. Not a subject that I had given much thought.
The Film: An odd little film from 1957 in which a man who believes that he can contact the dead by radio gets involved in a murder mystery. No one actually talks to the dead in this movie.
The Host Segments: Gypsy stages a fire drill. Dr. F invents pinpoint marketing, which was actually kind of prescient of them. Crow and Servo talk to the dead. The dead only want talk about football. Mike and the Bots impersonate the Grateful Dead. Crow has an interminable guitar solo which continues on-and-off for the rest of the episode and into the closing credits. Not being familiar with the Grateful Dead, I don't know how funny this is. Dr. F tries to interrogate Mike, only to have Frank confess to everything. Mike reads a letter. Dr.F plays William Tell with Frank.
Rating: An OK episode.
Show 808: "The She-Creature", first broadcast 4/5/1997
The Film: From 1956, this is the story of a sleazy hypnotist who somehow summons up a woman's prehistoric self, which goes on a rampage. Not very good. Kenneth MacDonald, who played crooks in a number of Three Stooges shorts, plays a police doctor in this.
The Host Segments: Crow and Servo confuse a Thighmaster with a Thawmaster. As the Observers are about to dissect Bobo, Pearl asks Mike for a distraction...Mike turns to the Nanites for help, and they obligingly blow up the Observers' planet. Crow invents the Tickle Me Carlo Lombardi Doll, Having survived, Pearl tires to get Bobo and Observer (Bill Corbett) to sing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat". Mike studies Lance Fuller's non-acting method. Mike and the Bots discuss the "?" at the end of the film. Pearl and company are still in pursuit.
Favorite Line: "Mandrake the Moron"
Rating: A pretty good episode. Season Eight was actually a good time in the show's history.
Pearl was actually a fun character once she got going. I remember when they were going to replace Joel that I thought it would be nice if they had a woman in the SOL.