Last night I went down the 7/11 to bet a loaf of bread and some peanut butter cups*, and there's this kid in line in front of me, whinging at length because the clerk wouldn't sell him a pack of cigarettes. "This is ********, I'm going to ****ing boot camp next camp next month and I can't even buy myself a pack of ****ing cigarettes?"
My first thought was, "Good luck in ****ing boot camp, kid, maybe the military can make you into less of a ****ing crybaby."
And understand, I'm not here to pick on smokers - I have my own health-threatening habits (although I've never had anyone complain about "second-hand peanut butter cup"), so I'm not trying to be "Mr. Healthier-Than-Thou" It was more the fact that he was throwing a hissy-fit like a five year-old who didn't get a cookie that bugged me.
*No, I didn't make a peanut butter cup sandwich, although that is an interesting idea....
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Now, if you were happy that the fires happened so that you could make that joke, that would be another story...
My first thought was, "Good luck in ****ing boot camp, kid, maybe the military can make you into less of a ****ing crybaby."
And understand, I'm not here to pick on smokers - I have my own health-threatening habits (although I've never had anyone complain about "second-hand peanut butter cup"), so I'm not trying to be "Mr. Healthier-Than-Thou" It was more the fact that he was throwing a hissy-fit like a five year-old who didn't get a cookie that bugged me.
*No, I didn't make a peanut butter cup sandwich, although that is an interesting idea....
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