Thanksgiving

[The Baron]

So, tomorrow is Thanksgiving Day here in the USA, and since I most likely won't be on-line tomorrow, I'lll wish you all a happy holiday and offer up the only Thanksgiving song I know of: We gather together to ask the Lord’s blessing; He chastens and hastens His will to make known; The wicked oppressing now cease from distressing; Sing praises to His Name; He forgets not His own. Beside us to guide us, our God with us joining, Ordaining, maintaining His kingdom divine; So from the beginning the fight we were winning; Thou, Lord, were at our side, all glory be Thine! We all do extol Thee, Thou Leader triumphant, And pray that Thou still our Defender will be; Let Thy congregation escape tribulation; Thy Name be ever praised! O Lord, make us free!

[Luke Blanchard]

Happy thanksgiving, Baron.

[The Baron]

This is about what Thanksgivings were like when I was a kid - except for all the smiling, happy people, of course. ;)

[Travis Herrick (Modular Mod)]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone as well.

Try to sneak in a viewing of Planes, Trains, and Automobiles if you can. The best Thanksgiving movie ever.

[Dagwan]

"The Thanksgiving Song" by Adam Sandler

"Love to eat turkey
Love to eat turkey

Love to eat turkey
'Cause it's good
Love to eat turkey
Like a good boy should
'Cause it's turkey to eat
So good

Turkey for me
Turkey for you
Let's eat the turkey
In my big brown shoe
Love to eat the turkey
At the table
I once saw a movie
With Betty Grable
Eat that turkey
All night long
Fifty million Elvis fans
Can't be wrong
Turkey lurkey doo and
Turkey lurkey dap
I eat that turkey
Then I take a nap

Thanksgiving is a special night
Jimmy Walker used to say Dynomite
That's right
Turkey with gravy and cranberry
Can't believe the Mets traded Darryl Strawberry
Turkey for you and
Turkey for me
Can't believe Tyson
Gave that girl V.D.

White meat, dark meat
You just can't lose
I fell off my moped
And I got a bruise
Turkey in the oven
And the buns in the toaster
I'll never take down
My Cheryl Tiegs poster
Wrap the turkey up
In aluminum foil
My brother likes to masturbate
With baby oil
Turkey and sweet potato pie
Sammy Davis Jr.
Only had one eye

Turkey for the girls and
Turkey for the boys
My favorite kind of pants
Are corduroys
Gobble gobble goo and
Gobble gobble gickel
I wish turkey
Only cost a nickel
Oh I love turkey on Thanksgiving

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!"

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[Rob Staeger (Grodd Mod)]

Happy Thanksgiving, Y'all!

(And I seem to remember a lot more cleavage on the grandma in that Rockwell painting... hmm.. I wonder where I could've gotten that idea?)

[Doctor Hmmm?]

As I do this time every year, let me just say that I MISS TURKEY DAY!!!!!!!!

[Rob Staeger (Grodd Mod)]

For the statistical-minded among us:

[Wandering Sensei: Moderator Man]

The little girl in the upper left of that picture has always--since I was a young child--looked like the devil's daughter staring right at me.

[Rob Staeger (Grodd Mod)]

JeffCarter said:

The little girl in the upper left of that picture has always--since I was a young child--looked like the devil's daughter staring right at me.

Gah!

I am thankful that I had years to appreciate this painting before Her Satanic Majesty was revealed.

[Mark Sullivan (Vertiginous Mod)]

Rob Staeger said:

For the statistical-minded among us:

I like it. But I've got to say, that pie does not look appetizing. Is it supposed to be pumpkin?

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!