A Parody Thread: Conversation Using Words That You Chose To Convey A Certain Mood or Effect

[The Baron]

Sorry: The "Conversation Using Song Titles/Lyrics" prompted this. Anyway, to get the ball rolling: "Hey, buddy, how you doing? Geez, I haven't seen you in a long time! How are things going with you, these days, anyhow?"

[Rob Staeger (Grodd Mod)]

"Fishes are dead. Pond's dried up. Worms are getting too comfortable."

[The Baron]

"Gosh, that's a shame. I'm afraid I don't know much about discomforting worms. Is there a big market for that?"

[Don Collett]

"Uncle Silas used to be a worm herder. Said those worms always seemed to be happy."

[The Baron]

"Interesting. I never knew nobody that was a worm-herder."

[Dagwan]

"It's more rewarding than being a Nerf herder."

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[The Baron]

"Do they still have those? I thought they all died out."

[Rob Staeger (Grodd Mod)]

"I heard there were still some Smurf herders, up Helsinki way."

[The Baron]

"Never been to FInland. I always imagined it as being cold all the time."

[Rob Staeger (Grodd Mod)]

"I've only been indoors there. Burrowed in, burrowed out."

[The Baron]

"Oh, so it's like northern Maine, then?"