Dark Doctor Who Shadows: An Experiment

[The Baron]

1)"When Arrive...Mrs. Johnson and Three Blind Mice..."

 

2)"What do you wanna work here for?" "The TSS is sufficiently goofy."

 

3)"Is she gonna be my jailer?"  "Don't be silly, of course she's not going to be your jailer." I gather there's all sorts of Buddhist subtext to this, but I don't know enough about Buddhism to verify it.

 

4)"What could they know of molecular biology?" "I don't like crazy talk."

 

5)"You'd could be spying for him."   "I never think twice about anything."

 

6)Cliffhanger: Mrs. Johnson hears weeping in the cellar and Hindle goes nuts!

[Jeff of Earth-J]

Every time I say “Birdseye Frozen Spinach” you say “Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco” and it comes out “Lucky Birdstrike Eye Means Frozen Fine Tobacco Spinach” so why don't you get your LSMFT out of here!

[The Baron]

"Tobacco spinach" must be what Popeye smokes in that pipe of his.

[Jeff of Earth-J]

He's strong to the finitch ‘cause he smokes his spinach.