Brett Favre Unretires
For some reason, this story makes me think of this, from Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
"CUSTOMER: Here's one.
CART-MASTER: Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: What?
CUSTOMER: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not dead!
CART-MASTER: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes he is.
DEAD PERSON: I'm not!
CART-MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER: No you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART-MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER: Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART-MASTER: I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON: I feel fine!
CUSTOMER: Well, do us a favor.
CART-MASTER: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART-MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinson's. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER: Well, when's your next round?
CART-MASTER: Thursday.
DEAD PERSON: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER: You're not fooling anyone you know. Look, isn't there something
you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing] I feel happy... I feel happy."
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My favorite names regarding the Cowboys' new stadium
First, for several years it was called "Jerry World", and I always liked that.
Now, a local sports station started calling it the "Death Sta"r, as a nerd I really, really liked that. Plus, the name is starting to catch on.
Then we have the humongous 60 yard HD video board. Some people call it the "Screen Monster" which is a neat punny name. My favorite name out of all of them though is that it has also been named the "Board of Damocles". I just love it, always brings a smile to my face.
No offense to you Baron, but I am not a Patriots fan. I'm not much of a Ravens fan either. So yesterday was bittersweet.
As far as the playoff games next week, I'm looking forward the most to Cowboys vs Vikings. Not because I'm a diehard fan of either team, I just think that it's going to be the funnest to watch. Both teams are solid on both sides of the ball so it'll be interesting.
It's early still but I'm going to make my superbowl prediction. Cowboys vs Chargers.
I made my prediction before this weekend, and will stick by it (especially since it did not involve any teams playing in the wild card round): Vikings over Chargers (but I'll be rooting for the Saints now that the Packers are out)
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First, for several years it was called "Jerry World", and I always liked that.
Now, a local sports station started calling it the "Death Sta"r, as a nerd I really, really liked that. Plus, the name is starting to catch on.
Then we have the humongous 60 yard HD video board. Some people call it the "Screen Monster" which is a neat punny name. My favorite name out of all of them though is that it has also been named the "Board of Damocles". I just love it, always brings a smile to my face.
The Baron said:
Mickey McLaurin said:
No offense to you Baron, but I am not a Patriots fan. I'm not much of a Ravens fan either. So yesterday was bittersweet.
As far as the playoff games next week, I'm looking forward the most to Cowboys vs Vikings. Not because I'm a diehard fan of either team, I just think that it's going to be the funnest to watch. Both teams are solid on both sides of the ball so it'll be interesting.
It's early still but I'm going to make my superbowl prediction. Cowboys vs Chargers.
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