One more crazy thing that makes me proud to be a Floridian JACKSONVILLE BEACH, Fla. – It's one thing for shoplifters to hide plunder in their pants. But a live ferret? Police say a homeless man in north Florida did just that. And he made it out the door before being challenged. Thirty-eight-year-old Rodney Bolton is charged with theft over the $129 animal that police say he took from a pet store in Jacksonville Beach. A 17-year-old witness confronted Bolton in the parking lot and was bitten by the animal after the man allegedly shoved it in the teen's face. That confrontation makes the ferret a "special weapon" under Florida law. So Bolton also faces battery charges for dangerously wielding the animal. Calls to the Jacksonville Sheriff's Department to see if Bolton has a lawyer were not answered early Thursday. http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/10/29/Police-Man-hid-stolen-ferret-in-pants/UPI-53781256843245/

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  • Rzzzzzz!
  • I would think the pants would be the last place a man would hide a live ferret!
  • Joan Carr said:
    I would think the pants would be the last place a man would hide a live ferret!

    Yeah, I think it just shows how desperate he was. Or crazy.
  • Or kinky!
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