“Mr. Aldrich, you may proceed with your closing argument.”
hank you, your honour. Members of the jury, fellow citizens of Smallville, this case isn’t about blame; it’s about responsibility. A police officer takes responsibility for the
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“Mr. Barton, is the defence ready to proceed?”
“We are, your honour.”
“In that case, before we begin, the court wishes to issue a word of warning to the plaintiff. Young Luthor, in my thirty years on the bench, I’ve seen more than my sha
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“Owwwww! Let go of me, you flatfoots! That caped creep is lying through his teeth! What kind of kangaroo court is this?”
“I told you to keep a civil tongue in your head, Luthor, and warned you of what would happen if you didn’t. Bali
“Good morning.”
“Good morning, your honour.”
“Good morning, judge.”
“First, as to the matter of the plaintiff’s pre-trial motion requesting that the defendant disclose his civilian identity and make known to the court his foster-parents
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“Good morning, all. Baliff, are all of the parties present?”
“They are, your honour.”
“Very well. Mr. Aldrich, your client may re-take the stand.”
“Yes, your honour.”
“I remind the witness that he is still under oath. You may begin y
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“Your honour, before the plaintiff is excused, I’d like to re-direct.”
“Go ahead, Mr. Aldrich.”
“Thank you, sir. Now, Lex, it was your testimony that the detailed notes you took, the ones which contained the formula with which you creat
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For youngsters all over the world, Christmas is a day of pure joy and excitement.
Except for that sub-set of children whose birthdays also fall on December twenty-fifth. They can’t help feeling a little short-changed.
Oh, their parents try to make u
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I won’t be discussing any nuggets of Silver-Age goodness this time around, folks. In fact, there won’t be anything comics related. This one is personal. So I’ll understand if you give it a pass.
The Good Mrs. Benson and I have just returned from
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Editor and writer: Stan Lee Art: Jack Kirby (pencils), George Roussos (inks)
The case of The United States Army v. Sergeant Nicholas Fury reconvenes.
The prosecution has rested after presenting an air-tight ca
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