Dumbest.Origin.Ever

What character, hero or villain, has the outright dumbest origin?  For instance, Chemo came about because a world renowned chemist tossed failed chemical experiments into a clear plastic figure of a man because it amused him to do so. Any chemist worth his while knows you don't just mix chemicals willy-nilly--heck, a 10 year old with a chemistry set could tell you that.

I'd also have to name Bouncing Boy. How does one mistake a scientific formula for a bottle of soda? And why was he slacking at the circus before making that delivery anyway?

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  • Hmm... Maybe Captain Marvel? Not the one you're thinking of (whichever one you're thinking of), but this one:

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    I don't even know what his origin is, but it's just got to be stupid.

  • As I recall, that particular Captain Marvel was a robot/android with an origin similar to that of Superman's, but I'm not sure as I've never read any of his exploits, only seen a handful of scans.

  • I like how Tinyman is using a "giant" ray gun. Classic case of over-compensation.

    Good thing he brought a piece of string along to pull the trigger.
  • Since he's come up in the Avengers discussion, how about the Golden Age Whizzer?  A transfusion of mongoose blood (because he was bitten by a cobra) gave him super-speed.  That's it.

  • That's a good one. Even his wife didn't buy it! I don't have it with me again today, but didn't she say something like, "Honey, you know I'm never going to believe that story about the mongoose blood!"? I was telling my wife about our discussion of Giant-Size Avengers #1 yesterday, and when I told he about Bob frank she said, "Gee, I can't believe a character called 'The Whizzer' didn't last into the '50s."

  • I think the Black Condor's origin - raised by birds - beats all others for dopiness if taken at face value; but I suspect it was a tongue-in-cheek parody of Tarzan's.

  • You beat me to it on Black Condor, Luke -- the idea that birds can teach a person to fly is insane!

  • "Ain’t I ya pal? Why would I lie to ya? Ya gotta believe it will work, like Dumbo… now flap ya arms up and down, fast as they’ll go… bend the elbows just a bit more… that’s right… remember, ya’ve gotta believe, keep saying it under ya breath, “I believe, I believe, I believe”… that's right.... now step up to the edge… Of course I won’t desert ya, ain’t I in ya will? I’ll follow ya all the way down… Up! I mean up! Hahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahahahahahaha!"

  • The origin of Ultra the Multi-Alien is also pretty awful. I think it makes him seem a worse character. His design, particularly his face, isn't bad, although more suited to younger readers.(1) I saw the cover of Mystery in Space in #103 as a kid in the Simon and Shuster Mysteries in Space collection, and wanted to read the story. 

    (1) In the course of the Silver Age US comics shifted to a more realistic, more serious approach that older readers could buy into. Some ideas work for young readers but not older ones.

  • As noted over here:

    ClarkKent_DC said:

    My No. 1 stupid origin is the Parasite. Here's a dumb guy who works in a place that regularly ships out containers full of toxic waste, and has the insanely stupid idea that they're actually full of money -- so he opens one, and finds out, the hard way, that it really WAS full of toxic waste! 

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