Interesting Facts About Yourself (That You Just Made Up)

[Doctor Hmmm?]

You know the drll.

[Doctor Hmmm?]

According to WikiLeaks, King Abdullah once referred to me as "that miserable son of a camel driver."

[Dagwan]

I was originally cast as Marty McFly's younger brother in Back to the Future. After filming a few scenes, they realized I was funnier than Eric Stoltz, changed the character to an older brother, recast it and the lead, and the rest, as they say, is history.

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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Check out the Secret Headquarters (my store) website! Comics and Games for Everyone!

I used to listen to WOXY.com; It was the future of rock-n-roll! RIP WOXY

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[Philip Portelli]

According to TMZ, the Kardasian sisters are fighting over me! Those silly girls! As if they could come between me and Anne Hathaway, Natalie Portman and Evangeline Lily!

[Jason Marconnet (Pint sized mod)]

Folsom Prison Blues is about me except I shot a man in Winnemucca, Nevada just watch him die. Johnny Cash thought Reno would be easier to sing.

[Rob Staeger (Grodd Mod)]

I am what's technically known as a "pastorg" -- an organism that's part human, part pasta. My elbows, for example, are elbow macaroni.

[Eric L. Sofer]

I AM the dead man walking. (Staggering more than walking, really, but y'know, when you get as old as the SAF...)

ELS

[Dagwan]

I have tiny little black lines emanating from all over my head, as evidenced by this picture my daughter drew:

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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx

Check out the Secret Headquarters (my store) website! Comics and Games for Everyone!

I used to listen to WOXY.com; It was the future of rock-n-roll! RIP WOXY

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[Jason Marconnet (Pint sized mod)]

I invented the internet and came up with the theory of Global Warming. I sold my ideas to Al Gore for a hefty sum which I promptly blew at the dog track.

[Travis Herrick (Modular Mod)]

I didn't learn how to snap my fingers until high school. Except that is the truth....and not very interesting...

[The Baron]

In the ancient legends of the Dalek homeworld, I am known as..."Two-Sheds".