Running a little late this week, but that just means more previews!
PRESS RELEASES
ATHENA VOLTAIRE AND THE VOLCANO GODDESS #1 (of 3)
Publisher: ACTION LAB ENTERTAINMENT
Writer: STEVE BRYANT
Art: STEVE BRYANT
Cover A: STEVE BRYANT
Cover B: MICHAEL ALLRED
32 pgs. • T • FC • $3.99 (reg.), $4.99 (var.)
The fan-favorite pulp heroine returns in an all-new miniseries written and drawn by Eisner and Manning Award-nominated creator Steve Bryant. When her father gains possession of a legendary necklace, Athena Voltaire must save him from both strange assassins and the Nazis, who want the power the artifact could unlock! Variant cover by comics legend Michael (MADMAN) Allred!
Globetrotting aviatrix Athena Voltaire takes on Nazis, occult science and mythical creatures against the backdrop of the 1930s. Now she’s bringing her knuckle-dusting style of pulp adventure to Action Lab Entertainment.
“I'm proud to add Athena Voltaire to such a diverse line of quality books,” said writer/artist Steve Bryant, whose all-ages series Ghoul Scouts debuts at Action Lab in June. “I’ve known the Action Lab folks for years, and after working with them on Ghoul Scouts, I knew they were the perfect publisher for Athena Voltaire.”
Athena Voltaire launched as part of the Modern Tales family of webcomics in 2002 and was nominated for a Best Digital Comic Eisner Award in 2005. The feature was included in St. Martin’s The Year’s Best Graphic Novels, Comics and Manga (2004 edition), and has subsequently garnered Manning and Harvey Award nominations, as well.
"I'm ecstatic for Steve to join the Action Lab family, and I can't think of a better home for Athena than Action Lab. We have a proud history of publishing strong female characters, and Athena Voltaire is sure to stand shoulder to shoulder with Princeless, Aero-Girl, Nutmeg and Fight Like a Girl," said ALE President Dave Dwonch.
A re-release of the hardcover Athena Voltaire Compendium will arrive in Decemer. Additional planned releases include a one-shot special and a prose collection.
Sort of an Indiana Jones-Lara Croft-Amelia Earhardt combo? That could be fun, but when working with such familiar tropes it's all going to come down to execution.
BLOODSHOT U.S.A. #2 (of 4)
Written by JEFF LEMIRE
Art by DOUG BRAITHWAITE
Cover A by DOUG BRAITHWAITE
Cover B by STEPHEN SEGOVIA
Cover C by DAVE JOHNSON
Variant Cover by DARICK ROBERTSON
Variant Cover by CLAYTON CRAIN
$3.99 • 32 pgs. • T+
“THE FUTURE OF VALIANT”
Valiant is proud to present BLOODSHOT U.S.A. #2 (of 4) – the next borough-burning chapter of the fall’s blockbuster standalone event from "THE FUTURE OF VALIANT"! On Nov. 23, New York Times best-selling writer Jeff Lemire (BLOODSHOT REBORN, Death of X) and superstar artist Doug Braithwaite (ARMOR HUNTERS, Justice) infect every city dweller from the Bronx to Broadway with the same nanite-enhanced technology that transformed Bloodshot into America’s most dangerous soldier! Now, as the population of New York City turns on itself, Bloodshot must race against the clock to infiltrate the quarantine zone and deactivate the virus before the entire nation starts seeing red!
With the flip of a switch, Project Rising Spirit has just infected every man, woman and child in New York City with a designer “nanite virus,” instantly transforming them into hard-coded killing machines. Now, block by block, the citizens of America’s greatest metropolis are falling prey to their own destructive urges…and Bloodshot is the only soldier tough enough to go head-to-head with the entire Big Apple gone bad! With the humanity of an entire city on the line, Bloodshot is waging a one-man assault on Manhattan to root out the source of this machine-made infection before it hits the heartland … but will bullets and brute force be enough to stop the spread of a pandemic deadlier than anything in human history?
On Nov. 23, superstar creators Jeff Lemire and Doug Braithwaite are going to give the city that never sleeps a wake-up call as the most hostile comics event of 2016 heads into the heart of the concrete jungle in BLOODSHOT U.S.A. #2 (of 4) – featuring covers from Doug Braithwaite (NINJAK), Stephen Segovia (Action Comics), Dave Johnson (Superman: Red Son), Darick Robertson (HARBINGER RENEGADES), and Clayton Crain (4001 A.D.)!
You know, if all the things that happened in Manhattan in comics happened in real life, nobody would live there.
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SEASON 11 #1
Writer: CHRISTOS GAGE
Art/Variant Cover: REBEKAH ISAACS
Colors: DAN JACKSON
Cover: STEVE MORRIS
30th Anniversary Variant: KARL MOLINE
FC • 32 pages • $3.99 • Ongoing
Dark Horse is excited to announce the next installment in Joss Whedon’s Buffy comics series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 11. The talented comics duo of Christos Gage (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 10, Avengers Academy) and Rebekah Isaacs (Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 10, Angel & Faith) returns with more shenanigans from the Scoobies.
After overcoming the struggles of Season 10, Buffy and the Scoobies give themselves a well-deserved break from fighting evil. Unfortunately, the momentary peace comes to a screeching halt when a supernatural disaster wreaks havoc on the citizens of San Francisco, and the gang is forced to save the world from imminent doom, again.
Buffy Season 10 writer Christos Gage described his excitement for the next season of the beloved supernatural thriller: “Buffy fans have been wonderful to Rebekah and me throughout Season 10, so I couldn’t be more excited to keep our creative team together for Season 11! True to form, Joss is not content to just rest on his well-earned laurels, so Season 11 will shake things up with a story that’s shorter, bigger, more epic, and presents what may be the greatest challenge Buffy and the Scoobies have ever faced. We hope the readers will enjoy the ride!”
• Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 11 will have 12 issues total!
• Rebekah Isaacs and Christos Gage return for Season 11!
• Catch “deleted scenes” on the variant covers from Rebekah Isaacs and Christos Gage!
• Special 30th anniversary variant by Fray artist Karl Moline!
Heads up, Buffy fans!
CIVIL WAR II #7
Writer: BRIAN MICHAEL BENDIS
Art: DAVID MARQUEZ (A)
Cover by MARKO DJURDJEVIC
Variant cover by MICHAEL CHO
B&W Virgin Connecting Variant H Cover: KIM JONG GI
B&W Captain America Variant: JIM STERANKO
Miles Morales vs. Sam Wilson Variant: PHIL NOTO
Battle Variant: CHRIS SPROUSE
56 PGS. • RATED T+ • $5.99
Even Ulysses couldn’t have predicted this! The penultimate issue of Civil War II will now reach comic shops and digital devices on Nov. 23! Retailers, please take note of the new FOC. Brian Michael Bendis & David Marquez’s epic story is rocketing toward conclusion, and now you can get your hands on it even earlier than expected! Don’t miss CIVIL WAR II #7 – on sale 11/23!
Not over yet. One more month to go.
If you missed my comment in the "Time Runs Out: Questions and Observations" thread, I'll paraphrase it here. And that is this: The Marvel heroes have more or less been fighting each other since the first Civil War, through Axis, Time Runs Out and Secret Wars. IMHO, it was an interesting concept the first time around, but Marvel has gone to this well too many times (or never really left it) and that's why Civil War II isn't selling. We're just tired of watching heroes fight each other.
MASKED #1
Writer: SERGE LEHMAN
Art: STÉPHANE CRÉTY
Cover A: JOHN MCCREA
Cover B: BENJAMIN CARRÉ
Cover C: STEVE KURTH
Cover D: STÉPHANE CRÉTY
Cover E: STEPHAN PERGER
FC • 32pp • $3.99
Titan are excited to reveal Masked #1 -- a new comic series written by author Serge Lehmen (Metropolis) with stunning art by Stéphane Créty (Star Wars), this series is a thrilling sci-fi action thriller of surveillance and powers.
Frank Braffort has returned from war suffering from PTSD, but he is thrown headfirst into a terrifying new reality where phenomena, called Anomalies, appear out of nowhere. Facing this mysterious and lethal enemy, Braffort is called on to go into battle once again for the safety of the city!
On Wednesday November 23, Titan are thrilled to unveil Masked #1 -- a new comic series written by author Serge Lehmen (Metropolis) with stunning art by Stéphane Créty (Star Wars), this series is a thrilling sci-fi action thriller of super-powered surveillance.
This first issue features stunning variant covers from the industry's top talent including; John McCrea (Hulk, Spider-Man), Steve Kurth (G.I. Joe) and Benjamin Carre (Smoke City).
Titan PR amuses me with English-isms like referring to Titan Comics as a plural ("Titan are proud to present ...") when in America we refer to publishing companies in the singular ("Marvel Comics is proud to present ..."). They do the same with sports teams ("Birmingham are winning ..."), as opposed to in America, where we think of a team a singular ("St. Louis is winning ...") unless we refer to the mascot ("The Cardinals are winning ..."), which has a plural "s" at the end. But, weirdly, the UK (and Mitt Romney) refers to the field of sports in the singular ("Today in Sport ...") whereas we Americans see a plural word and treat it that way. I have to restrain my copy-editing urge to "fix" their subject/verb agreements, just like I have to fight myself to leave the "u" in "colour," "honour," etc.
OK, that's probably not interesting to anyone who's not a copy editor. We are an odd lot.
Anyway, a superhero comic from Titan is a pretty rare bird. It must have a twist I'm not seeing.
MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR #13
Writers: AMY REEDER & BRANDON MONTCLARE
Art: NATACHA BUSTOS (A)
Cover by AMY REEDER
Variant Cover by SANFORD GREENE
Variant Cover by PASQUAL FERRY
Classic Variant Cover by TBA
Story Thus Far: NATACHA BUSTOS
Steam Variant Cover by TBA
32 PGS. • Rated T • $3.99
“THE SMARTEST THERE IS” STARTS NOW!
Her brain is the only super power she’ll ever need! But having a 30-foot tall dinosaur by your side never hurts. Today, Marvel is pleased to present your first look at MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR #13 – the first chapter of “The Smartest There Is”! Fan-fave creators Amy Reeder, Brandon Montclare and Natacha Bustos bring Lunella Lafayette and her prehistoric pal into Marvel NOW! with a brand-new story arc and a startling revelation. Moon Girl is the smartest person in the Marvel Universe?! That’s right – Amadeus Cho, Victor Von Doom, T’Challa and Reed Richards all have one thing in common: they aren’t smarter than a 4th grader! But now it’s time to put that intellect to the test against a horde of subterranean monsters! Thankfully the Hulk and her buddy Devil Dinosaur are backing her up. Plus – what is the secret of…MOON WOMAN?! Find out when the exciting new story arc “The Smartest There Is” kicks off in MOON GIRL AND DEVIL DINOSAUR #13!
"Reed Richards"? He's not in the Marvel Universe currently, is he?
NINJAK #21
Art by KHARI EVANS with ANDRES GUINALDO
Cover A by MIKE CHOI
Cover B by RYAN BODENHEIM
Cover C by MARC LAMING
Variant Cover by JUAN JOSE RYP
$3.99 • 40 pgs. • T+
To the death with Dr. Silk!
Far in the future, it’s a race against the clock as two longtime allies – Ninjak and the Eternal Warrior – reteam to prevent Dr. Silk from conquering the secrets of life, death, and everything that lies in-between! But will their united might be enough to stop the lethal combination of Silk’s technical prowess and criminal psychopathy? Meanwhile, in the present, the Deadside cancer consuming Colin King presents more visions of the dark future yet to come. … Will his battle across two timelines soon come full circle?
The prophecies foretold in BOOK OF DEATH continue to unfurl as New York Times best-selling writer Matt Kindt (DIVINITY II, Dept. H) and acclaimed artists Khari Evans (HARBINGER) and Andres Guinaldo (Justice League Dark) push Valiant’s top super-spy past the point of no return!
PACIFIC
Writers: ROMAIN BAUDY, MARTIN TRYSTRAM
Art: ROMAIN BAUDY, MARTIN TRYSTRAM
HC • Full Color • 96pp • U.S. $24.99 / CAN $32.99 / UK £18.99
Young Udo's first mission in the second world war is as a radio operator aboard a German U-Boat, patrolling the Pacific. In his personal effects, he carries a book banned by the Nazis. When the war hero and master of the vessel, Captain Kaleunt, tries to destroy it, it mysteriously reappears.
It's Das Boot meets the Pagemaster in this incredible new OGN, presented in a glorious landscape, hardcover edition.
Oooh, a WWII graphic novel. I'm such a sucker for those.
SUPER POWERS #1
Written by ART BALTAZAR and FRANCO
Art and cover by ART BALTAZAR
Variant cover by FRANCO
Blank variant cover
32 pg • FC • 1 of 6 • $2.99 U.S. • RATED E
Aw yeah, the World’s Greatest Heroes are back in a new, all-ages miniseries -- except for Batman! Superman helps out by cleaning up in Gotham City, where he discovers a clue that sends Wonder Woman into space to find the Caped Crusader. Her journey brings her a step closer to Batman, but can she uncover the truth behind his disappearance? From the award-winning creative team that brought you TINY TITANS and SUPERMAN FAMILY ADVENTURES!
So this is what Super Friends has evolved into. Thank Odin!
ULTIMATES 2 #1
Written by AL EWING
Art & Cover by TRAVEL FOREMAN
Variant Cover by CHRISTIAN WARD
TEASER VARIANT COVER BY MIKE DEODATO
Hip-Hop Variant: RISA HULETT
Action Figure Gold Galactus Wraparound
Variant Cover by JOHN TYLER CHRISTOPHER
32 PGS. • Rated T+ • $3.99
Big threats require bigger heroes, and ultimate problems require an ultimate solution. This November, the biggest of the Marvel Universe’s big guns are reunited and reforged in ULTIMATES 2 #1! Blockbuster writer Al Ewing enters the next stage in his epic cosmic saga with a fresh jumping on point and new series artist Travel Foreman (Civil War II: Amazing Spider-Man)! Who – or what – is the Cosmic Jailer? What being is powerful enough to shackle Eternity itself? Galactus the Lifebringer seeks answers – before it’s too late. To save the Omniverse, he’ll call upon the group that helped cure his insatiable hunger. Captain Marvel, Black Panther, Blue Marvel, Spectrum and Miss America Chavez. Together, they are the Ultimates. But now they are something more – the newest heralds of Galactus! They are the ultimate super team, solving the problems no one else is capable of solving – and they’re coming to you on November 23rd in the all-new ULTIMATES 2 #1!
I'm glad to see a book where the heroes solve problems and/or fight bad guys -- and not each other! But here's another interesting thing: The chicks are the brawn, while the boys are the brains. Holy gender-role reversal, Batman!
VENOM #1
Written by MIKE COSTA
Art & Cover by GERARDO SANDOVAL
Variant by RON LIM
Variant by RICK LEONARDI
Variant by TODD MCFARLANE
Hip-Hop Variant Cover by TBA
Action Figure Venom Variant Cover by JOHN TYLER CHRISTOPHER
Blank Variant Cover Also Available
32 PGS. • Rated T+ • $3.99
This November, Venom is back and he’s badder than ever!
As creators Mike Costa and Gerardo Sandoval bring the sinister symbiote into Marvel NOW!, celebrate this exciting launch with a variant cover by legendary artist Todd McFarlane! Continuing our eye-popping tradition of remastered and recolored marvelous moments comes an iconic instant classic! Relive Eddie Brock’s first full appearance as Venom – masterfully recolored by superstar colorist Richard Isanove. As the Venom symbiote returns to the Big Apple, it’s time for a new Venom. No more Flash Thompson, no more “Agent of the Cosmos”. But who’s the one wearing the costume this time? More importantly – who’s in control? One thing is certain – Venom is back, and it’s good to be bad….
Uncover the mystery in the explosive first issue, VENOM #1 – coming to comic shops and digital devices this November!
The appeal of this character remains a complete mystery to me.
MORE BOOKS OF NOTE
AD: AFTER DEATH: BOOK 1 (OF 3)
Writer: SCOTT SNYDER
Art/Cover: JEFF LEMIRE
72 PAGES • FC • T • $5.99
SERIES PREMIERE
What if we found a cure for death?
Two of comics’ most acclaimed creators, SCOTT SNYDER (WYTCHES, Batman, American Vampire) and JEFF LEMIRE (DESCENDER, Moon Knight, Sweet Tooth) unite to create a three-part epic like no other, set in a future where a genetic cure for death has been found. Years after the discovery, one man starts to question everything, leading him on a mind-bending journey that will bring him face-to-face with his past and his own mortality. A unique combination of comics, prose and illustration, A.D.: AFTER DEATH will be serialized monthly as three oversized prestige format books written by SNYDER and fully painted by LEMIRE.
Got a column coming up on this, drawn from an interview from Scott Snyder. It's a big-screen sci-fi mystery that is built with lots of small character moments. Snyder does some prose work as well, and he's good at it. Recommended.
CAPTAIN MARVEL #10
Writers: RUTH & CHRIS GAGE
Art/Cover: KRIS ANKA
32 PGS. • Rated T+ • $3.99
CIVIL WAR II TIE-IN!
• The final showdown between Carol and Tony’s forces.
• Fist meets metal in the ultimate battle for the future!
*Sigh* Mommy and Daddy are still fighting.
COMPLETE VOODOO VOL 2
Writers: RUTH ROCHE, VARIOUS
Art: MATT BAKER, JACK KAMEN, THE IGER SHOP
Cover: MATT BAKER
HC • FC • $29.99 • 184 pages • 8.5” x 11
Volume 2 includes Pre-Code classics like “They Couldn’t Die!,” “Torture Travelogue,” “Vanishing Cadavers,” “Voodoo Canvas,” “Good Bye World!,” “Satan’s Plaything,” “Blood Revenge” and “Skulls of Doom!”
“Plenty of gruesome panels and even some top-notch classic 'fifties era good girl art from Matt Baker? What’s not to love.” -- RockShockPop.com
Craig Yoe, dooing that voodoo he doo so well.
DONALD QUEST #1 (OF 5)
Writers: STEFANO AMBROSIO, PAT MCGREAL
Art/Cover: ANDREA FRECCERO
Subscription Variant: ANDREA FRECCERO
FC • 40 pages • $3.99
“Hammer of Magic!” A wild new Disney miniseries starts here! In the steampunk warrior world of Feudarnia, only the Magnus Malleus can save humanity from marauding Meteorbeasts! It’s an epic weapon for an epic hero ... so why is it up to Donald Duck to grab it before Magica De Spell, the Beagle Boys and the Phantom Blot get there first?
Fan favorite Andrea Freccero brings the Duckburg and Mouseton gang to a whole new world ... for an adventure with more thrills than Donald ever wanted -- too late, he’s stuck!
Magic hammer? Steampunk? A quest? It's like Game of Thrones meets Excalibur meets Thor. With ducks and mice!
FUTURE QUEST #7
Written by JEFF PARKER
Art and cover by EVAN “DOC” SHANER
Variant cover by CHRIS BURNHAM
32 pg • FC • $3.99 U.S. • RATED T
Mysterious vortexes are appearing around the world, each unleashing a horrible threat! With Dr. Quest still missing and the leaders of the world beginning to doubt Inter-
Nation, a new team of heroes must rise to defend California …The Impossibles! Meanwhile, fledgling hero Mightor begins his training with Birdman.
Future Quest alert! What obscure Saturday morning cartoon superhero will Parker resurrect, and make us care about, in this issue?!??
HELLBOY AND THE B.P.R.D.: 1954 -- THE UNREASONING BEAST
Writers: MIKE MIGNOLA, CHRIS ROBERSON
Art: PATRIC REYNOLDS
Colors: DAVE STEWART
Cover: MIKE HUDDLESTON
FC • 32 pages • $3.99 • Miniseries
An unusual ghost hunt leads Hellboy to a spectral monkey with a message for a grieving family.
Joe Golem artist Patric Reynolds draws Hellboy!
“If you’re bringing one monster home this Halloween, make it Hellboy.” -- Following the Nerd
I never tire of Hellboy.
JOHN BYRNE’S STOWAWAY TO THE STARS: A GRAPHIC ALBUM TO COLOR
Writer/Art/Cover: JOHN BYRNE
TPB • B&W • $12.99 • 48 pages • 8.5” x 11”
Robots, aliens and a spunky teenaged girl. John Byrne explores a whole new way of storytelling in “Stowaway to the Stars,” an adult coloring book featuring all-new art (and story fragments, too!) by comic legend Byrne!
I've stopped listing every coloring book the majors put out. But this one is unique, because it's an original story.
MANDRAKE THE MAGICIAN DAILIES VOL 1 COBRA (HC)
Writer: LEE FALK
Art: PHIL DAVIS
$3.99
From the depths of the moon to the heights of the terrifying Ghost Mountain, these are the second collected adventures of Mandrake the Magician, the world's first costumed crime fighter. Join him and his ever-trusty companion Lothar as they travel the world in search of excitement and adventure.
The blurb says this is the second book, despite it being volume one. I guess they're counting the Sundays collection that came out months ago.
PROWLER #2
Writer: SEAN RYAN
Art: JAMAL CAMPBELL
Cover by TRAVEL FOREMAN
Variant Cover by TBA
Divided We Stand Variant Cover by TBA
CLONE CONSPIRACY TIE-IN!
• Hobie Brown, a.k.a. The Prowler, believes in what The Jackal is doing, but that doesn’t mean it’s easy.
• It definitely helps having Madame Web and her precognitive powers.
• But can he trust her?
32 PGS. • Rated T+ • $3.99
I was never interested in The Prowler, a cut-rate Spider-Man using window-washing equipment to prowl fight crime. If I want to read Spider-Man, I'll read Spider-Man, and not this knock-off.
SCOOBY DOO TEAM-UP #20
Written by SHOLLY FISCH
Art and cover by DARIO BRIZUELA
32 pg • FC • $2.99 U.S. • RATED E
“Gulp! Space WHAAAAT??” A threatening specter from outer space? That’s the call that gets Scooby and the gang on the case. But they don’t suspect that the “specter” is really Space Ghost, or that setting Mystery Inc. against him is a trick to keep the spacefaring hero busy while some of his most formidable villains invade the Earth!
I don't usually buy this book, but this sure makes me want to!
WYNONNA EARP LEGENDS: DOC HOLLIDAY #1 (OF 4)
Writers: BEAU SMITH & TIM ROZON
Art/Cover: CHRIS EVENHUIS
Subscription Variant: LORA INNES
Photo Variant
FC • 32 pages • $3.99
Wynonna Earp and Doc Holliday have faced off against demons and Revenants, but nothing can prepare them to square off against the infamous Pinkertons. When Doc catches wind of an abandoned stash of gold from a train robbery, he and Wynonna race to track it down before Pinkerton agents get their hands on it. Beau Smith and Tim Rozon, Wynonna Earp’s Doc Holliday himself, bring fans a tale of unlikely team ups, thrilling shootouts and the occasional make-out session in Wynonna Earp Legends: Doc Holliday!
Variant cover autographed by Doc Holliday himself, actor Tim Rozon!
Is she still on TV? I don't get that channel, whatever it is.
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The "Maker" version of Reed Richards is currently active in the Marvel Universe.
MANDRAKE: I’ve been confused about this volume since its solicitation in Previews. I think you’re right, though: this is dailies volume one.
SCOOBY DOO TEAM-UP: I buy this once in a while, depending on the guest. I may buy this one.
Titan PR amuses me with English-isms like referring to Titan Comics as a plural ("Titan are proud to present...") when in America we refer to publishing companies in the singular ("Marvel Comics is proud to present ...").
I'm old enough to remember when Alfred Hitchcock said "The Birds is coming." Everyone had a cow, thinking it was bad grammar, which it wasn't, and clever Alfred got a lot of free publicity.
Cap said:
Is a copy editor cool with "amyway"? Sorry, I couldn't help myself. It was just set up too well.
I've tried quite a few iterations of Venom, and never cared for them much including Flash as a military super secret ops guy. Now I did enjoy the Agent of the Cosmos series. Great art with some a fun supporting cast, and an interesting story. So that lasted about a year of course. I have zero interest in this new series.
I preordered the Snyder and Lemire's After Death series, and I can't wait to read your column about it.
Cw2 isn't selling? I figured it was selling enough that they'd use the upcoming Inhumans versus X-men as a springboard to Civil War 3.
"Civil War II"? Wake me when it's over.
And you're right,Cap -- at Marvel, it would be a novelty for the good guys to fight the bad guys.
Never thought I'd be nostalgic for Captain America fighting Batroc! Zut alors!
I've fixed that typo, Travis. That line was added late in the process, and I posted it without proofreading. Had to fix it -- typos drive me into a murderous rage!