This. This is the funniest thing I've read in decades. Seriously

[Dagwan]

Sarcastic response to well-meaning signs.

 

I seriously haven't laughed this hard since I first watched MST3K 20 years ago. My jaw and chest hurt from laughing so hard.

[Jeff of Earth-J]

:P

[Mark Sullivan (Vertiginous Mod)]

What Jeff said ;)

[Cavaliere (moderator emeritus)]

I smiled a few times. "Check by RADAR" was my favorite.

[Chris Fluit]

Thanks, Dagwan.  I've seen this before but it's just as funny the second time.

[Lee Houston, Junior]

My favorites, in order of appearance: The speed radar, the ones involving men's rooms (both surprisingly clean), the crane, Bill Posters, 2B, the voting booth, the calorie count, the alarmed door, the bacon dispenser,  and "Hammertime!"

But while I didn't see it amongst the collection, I have seen a few street signs in my life that genuinely said Lois lane.

Wonder what they would do with that?

I remember one subdivision where someone took the theme a little farther and had the intersection of Kent and Luthor. I kid you not, but I digress...

And as for Dagwan's other reference in his post...

In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D. (nah-nah-nah)  

[Rob Staeger (Grodd Mod)]

Applaud the jellyfish!

 

[Doctor Hmmm?]

Rob Staeger said:

Applaud the jellyfish!

 

I cried at that one.

[Jason Marconnet (Pint sized mod)]

Bill Posters is an innocent man!

 

love that one.

[Don Collett]

My favorite (and of course it would be):  "Push button. Recieve bacon."

[Travis Herrick (Modular Mod)]

I grew up near a Lois Lane, I didn't notice that sign get stolen with any frequency. It did always amuse me.

Lee Houston, Junior said:

My favorites, in order of appearance: The speed radar, the ones involving men's rooms (both surprisingly clean), the crane, Bill Posters, 2B, the voting booth, the calorie count, the alarmed door, the bacon dispenser,  and "Hammertime!"

But while I didn't see it amongst the collection, I have seen a few street signs in my life that genuinely said Lois lane.

Wonder what they would do with that?

I remember one subdivision where someone took the theme a little farther and had the intersection of Kent and Luthor. I kid you not, but I digress...

And as for Dagwan's other reference in his post...

In the not too distant future, next Sunday A.D. (nah-nah-nah)